1. When someone offers you a slice of three-cheese pizza:
That’s funny. You’re funny. Look at me laughing.
2. After realizing the only vegan option on the menu at a restaurant is an appetizer salad:
Man cannot live on lettuce alone. Even vegans.
3. When you’re at a party and you realize you can’t have any of the food:
Brb drinking my dinner tonight.
4. After seeing a Caesar salad listed as “vegan” on a menu:
Dressing, people.
5. When you find a butter substitute that actually tastes like the real thing:
*Bake all the things*
6. Trying a new stir fry recipe that turns out awesome:
*Sobs* I never knew food could taste like this.
7. When someone asks if you want to get barbecue:
Nopeity nope nope nope.
8. Listening to your vegetarian friend complain about how hard their diet is:
Bye Felicia.
9. Finding out that Trader Joe’s is getting new vegan snacks:
Happy days have come again.
10. When you know that no matter what anyone else thinks, being vegan is just right for you:
Veg life.
What other faces would everyone on a vegan diet recognize? Tell us in the comments below!
