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No one cracks me up like i crack myself up! i'm telling you, i'm either gonna end up in the hospital or they are gonna find me dead bc i'm so f'n funny and one of these days i'm just gonna take it too far & kill over! serious! "death by humor" - i can see it on my death cert now...
Tam I am
I'm highly successful in the monkey see/monkey do world of monkey business. I've earned a fortune as a grease monkey and I like to keep a monkey wrench in the works at all times.
I'm a naturally herbivorous swinger who sees no evil, speaks no evil and hears no evil.
As a monkey-in-the-middle, I'm clever, skillful, flexible, remarkably inventive, imaginative and an original...
My favorite pass times are grooming 'til my brass monkeyshines & just hanging around.
I do not believe in choking the monkey, spanking the monkey nor shocking the monkey, which, at its worst, can be abusive. I don't drink therefore I don't hang around monkey bars, nor do I appreciate being monkeyed with 'cause nobody's gonna make a monkey outta me... - Tam I am
One of my favorite quotes: 'Children hate ugly people. Oh, but they'd love a talking monkey!' - Upright Citizens Brigade
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